My cleverest title yet

Today I would like to say I have some personal anecdote to share, but that would be a lie. I gauge the productivity of my day by whether I’ve taken a shower or not which doesn’t provide much anecdotal material. The plus to living this kind of lifestyle is that when I actually do things it’s twice as exciting than if I do stuff all the time.

For instance, I’ve had the same shag carpet in my bedroom for several years and not once had cleaned it until about a week ago. Completely disgusting, oh yes, but never had vacuuming filled me with such excitement.

Unfortunately the vacuum really only works on a superficial level, and as I see it the only way to get all that mucky muck out is to steam clean it. Basically this means that my life is about to get four or five times more exciting.